Guacamole Swap!
Posted: 02.11.2010 at 9:51 AM

My friend and I were driving in my car and traffic was backed up on the US-501.  We’d been craving Mexican food for days and were absolutely starving.  Cars were at a stand still and I saw the light in front of us turn red… but yet again.  Oh man!  What I would do for some guacamole!  That triggered my little brain to wander off into space and then a solution snapped in my thoughts.  Superpowers would really come in handy right about now.  If I could move all of these cars to the side of the road with my mind, I’d never sit in traffic again.  I don’t do well in the car… as a matter of fact I don’t do well in a plane.  With that said, an even better superpower would be the ability to teleport.  I could just beam myself to the restaurant, land in a booth and the server might be a little confused but would wait on me because I was never seen walking through the door.  He’d probably think that he just missed me slip on through.  But how would I know what he was thinking?  That would be even cooler if I could jump into someone’s head for 25 seconds and scroll through their thoughts.  Yes!  That would be the best superpower ever and the one I choose should I ever have a choice.  If it came down to it, I’d swap my guacamole for a superpower!